How To Become A Trillionaire and Lose 20 lbs.
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by Murray Trillionaire
Price: $13.95
192 Pages, Paperback, 5.25 x 8.25
ISBN-10: 0-9794701-0-2 ISBN-13: 978-0-9794701-0-3
Dr. Murray Trillionaire has finally written down more than one hundred different business ideas that are sure to make you a trillionaire. 98% of all American men spend at least 145 hours a week surfing for porn on the Internet. The percentage is more than double this in France and Sweden. And yet in all three countries, the rate of illiteracy has quadrupeled in the last four years. Why doesn't someone come out with a line of Educational Pornography? There's bubble gum that whitens your teeth, improves your breath, deters heart attacks. But why hasn't anyone come out with a gum that holds its flavor for ten hours? Murray will help you to think like a trillionaire and show you his simple steps to lose 20 lbs over the next few decades.
About The Author
Dr. Murray Trillionaire holds two doctoral degrees: one in the history of New Jersey during the Medieval Years from The University of Atlantic City, and a second degree from Brigham Young University in Yiddish Country Music. It was while studying for these joint degrees that Murray discovered the secret formulas for amassing hundreds of thousands of billions of dollars in under a month while losing 20 lbs.
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Murray has the rare gift of solving problems that never really existed. As a result, he has come up with brilliant business ideas that nobody ever before thought were necessary. Since reading this book I have become richer, thinner, and sexier than ever.
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